Monday, May 30, 2011

Friday, May 27, 2011

Kolor Me Kustom Part VAN!

So Vini Bergmans van was Vandemonium. Here it is below in a few different incarnations. one of them being the last one.






no words needed.

kolor me kustom part 2.

the limos! vini bergman was the first to make the extended limo. serious business. before that they just had the type where the rear seats just sat a little further back. so you can thank vee-burgs for all the screaming teenagers in hummer limos.
bel air n boobied lady.

lamborghini countach limo!

 


something weird.

this i believe is the pride and joy. should probably be the first or last but whatever.
where to start. super extended limo, 2 axles up front, 3 axles in the rear. jacuzzi, god knows whats inside. now connecting this monster to the monster behind it... is a putting green! i dont know whats going on in the limo part two of it, because this is all one giant vehicle, but i know it has a helicopter landing pad on it. not to mention all of the body work. man oh man.

something intense.

the disney limo. he actually made a limo from a monorail too but i forgot to get a picture of it!

kolor me kustom part 1.

so! as you or most likely may not now, i cut vincent bergmans hair. vincent bergman is the son of vini bergman. who owned kolor me kustom. and the van vandemonium. but more of that to come. he brought me a bunch of pics to look at. and i took pictures of the pictures to show to you. 

so vini bergman, or vee-burgs as i like to call him. made this giant harley for some reason. the seat came off and there was a jacuzzi in there. with a large breasted woman chilling.

vini bergman and davidsons grandson. of harley davidson. im not a harley guy so i dont know his name.

awesome thing is that this big bastard actually drove around. and it held two motorcycles inside! you could pull up in your giant motorcycle and it would give girth then birth to two smaller harleys.

blonde girl before bikini.

vee-burg n tom arnold chatting it up.

giant harley. that drives around. and holds two smaller harleys. and has a jacuzzi. with a large breasted woman in it. insane.

and actually there were two built if im not mistaken. one was more of a parade float and the other was made of steel and was more intense.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

been looking at van mags lately.

and heres what i like.
the van in this ad has an insane paint job.

this van would get you laid coast to coast.


and this looks like it would be fun if you smoked speed.

and this is mediocre.

nothing to do with anything.

but check this out. this old man who lives in a crazy house by my work sneaked out through a hole in the fence that he cut. and then he went for a little cruise. and hes pretty crazy. but old. so hes harmless.






tradesman shop manual.

is in my possession if anyone needs anything. like how to give yourself a rim job.

van ads from 1976.